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Thursday 19 April 2012

Unfit But On The Top Of The Food Chain?

Today I chose to live life to the fullest. I broke a few speed limits, ignored a stop sign, jumped a guard rail and did the whole 'Love Actually' sprint through the airport. It made me realise one thing.
I am horrendously unfit! Like unbelievably unfit to the point where it took me ten minutes to recover from that run!

We as humans have evolved over thousands of years to be the on top of the food chain. Amongst all our incredible natural talents, we are more intelligent than any other creature on Earth, yet unless we exercise and maintain a healthy diet, a vigorous walk can leave us catatonic.


By now shouldn't we have an automatic exercising machine to use while we sleep? Casually knock ourselves out for 8 hours and have our body exercised to keep us fit. We have freaking iPhones, surely we can have this invented.


Here at Jade & Josh we will give your exactly one week from posting to come up with some prototypes or bitches best be running! Our position on the food chain depends on it! We are becoming so unfit that soon the freaking flies will be taking the top spot!

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