Stupid Advertising

Advertising is a fine art. When it is done right it can be brilliant and amazing... but when it is done wrong it achieves the exact opposite of what companies pay advertisers to achieve. It makes the company look ridiculous. Tonight I saw an advert for hair loss treatment, you know the type... very cheesy and optimistic. "Come and see our haircare professionals and we'll give you the head of a baby gorilla." "Wow mortgaging my house to pay for...

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The Power Of Music

I recently discovered a new song called 'Liv Tonight' by Nelly and Keri Hilson. It has made me realize that music makes people feel SOMETHING! It is truly amazing how playing music can automatically change your current mood. To think that an arrangement of sounds and notes can change how your feeling is insane! Smart people should be using this to their advantage. I have kindly compiled a list of songs to play that enhance certain different situations (for dumb arses like me) : Need someone to give you money? = "I Need...

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Someone Please Cure Clumsiness?

I'm clumsy. I'm clumsy enough to trip up stairs... More than I trip down them. I'm clumsy enough to start driving my car in the pitch black without having my headlights on. I'm clumsy enough to spill boiling hot grill cleaning chemicals over myself (for those of you who are wondering, no it did not burn my horrid face off, sorry to inform you my ugliness is indestructible). Now sometimes clumsiness can be a great trait, one that you are...

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I'm Lazy And Proud

Lazy. This is one word that is often said when the people around me try to describe me to other people ( and stunning, naturally). Laziness has caused a few problems in my life so far. Haven't got another job, haven't got my licence , in fact, I'm too lazy to even open a bank account! I don't think I can help it though? Maybe some people are naturally born more lazy than others? I was definitely one of these people. When I was a toddler...

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Unfit But On The Top Of The Food Chain?

Today I chose to live life to the fullest. I broke a few speed limits, ignored a stop sign, jumped a guard rail and did the whole 'Love Actually' sprint through the airport. It made me realise one thing. I am horrendously unfit! Like unbelievably unfit to the point where it took me ten minutes to recover from that run! We as humans have evolved over thousands of years to be the on top of the food chain. Amongst all our incredible natural talents,...

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Where Do We Go When We Die?

Photo: Thomas Fileding After a recent death of a dear friend, a question struck in my head... What happens when we die? I am sure that there are ALOT of different opinions and to be honest I believe it mostly comes down to what the individual believes. We all hear ghost stories. In fact not only do we hear them but we also watch the millions of ghost TV shows (ok 'slight' exaggeration here). We have to wonder though......

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Attack Of The Hair!

Having long hair is a pain in the ass. I'm a male who has had long hair for a couple of years because I can't decide what to do with it! How would you like to come out of the shower, try to brush your teeth and bam! Long hair attack and I'm choking on one of my luscious ginger locks. Go for a run with my hair tied up, oh I'm sorry us locks don't like you so were going to squirm free and attack you like a box jellyfish!  Imagine the humiliation...

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